Ahem... so uh... hi. My name is Socrates. That's short for "Please explain the entire history and teachings of Socrates the philosopher and how great he was and how cool it MUST be to have that name." Sorry. Only a few seconds into this thing and I'm already picking a fight. I guess you Joes and Peters don't really know what it's like to have a name longer than your ______ (insert dirty word here) ... ... (I'd go with penis.)
So yes, this is my grand, yet bland blog. I told myself that Sconex would be the last social networking site, but that of course was before I got a myspace, then a Hi5, then a FaceBook, then a profile on FamilyWatchdog.com and here I am, contradicting myself again! Feels good. Now how many followers have I got here... ... ... ... ah come on! 1? I swear to God if it's Tom... Ah well I'm sure things will change soon with the help of your donations :)
Now, before I shut up, I'd like to say thanks/blame Mike for getting me to make this blog. Hopefully in the near future I'll have some drawings or some anecdotes, who knows. C'ya.
Wow, in just a few paragraphs you made me regret following you. Definitely start drawing something and stop posting these sophisticated pics of you drinking, it makes the readers uncomfortably turned on. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to change my underwear.
ReplyDelete(Follow him bloggers and passersby, then follow me. We're like Forrest Gump, we'll take you places and you won't have to run thousands of miles to get there.
good luck blogging!
ReplyDeleteHi! Thanks for following my blog! Sorry I haven't gotten around to thanking you sooner. I'm a slacker what can I say?
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